By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0

It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

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Signposthead 0

Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on

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badday123 0

honestly i think you deserve that one because you knew nothing about the guy. You can't be that surprised that he has a girlfriend because it was one night. You don't know him and i would not do the one night thing anymore if i were you

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Buzzetta 0

YDI - that's what happens when you hook up with random people in clubs.

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Clever_Sleazoid 0

Ydi for having sex with a random person you just met.

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coolcat33 0

YDI for being a loosey goosey ****. i hope you got crabs..and ghonnorhea..and thats his girlfriend opens up a can of whoopass on you. you didnt ask if he had a gf? so dumb.

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aidsgiver247 0

then you rode him all night long while listening to some kicking tunezzzz. FLO RIDA-GET LOWWW

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tangerine_12 0

You people who are saying "YDI for being a ****." and, "Why didn't you ask him if he had a girlfriend, ****?" are stupid. Agreed, she may not be the smartest person for having sex when she met him, but the guy is the actual player, ****, man-*****, hoe, pimp, or whatever. He's the ****, not her. How would she know if he had a girlfriend, I mean it's not like it's a law, but he shouldn't have had sex with her while having a girlfriend, so people saying she deserved it are partly-wrong, considering it's so stupid having sex with a guy you just met. For all you know, he could have been a murderer, and killed her.

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YDit 0

She is still a dumb ****, it's a fact.

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bobbypingirl 0

that's what you get for not keep your legs closed:)

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adamstevejeff 0

If OP were a man, would he deserve it? No. Oh my lord, women having sex with whomever they please in 2009. How incredibly horrible and harmful to babies and kittens.

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gummibehrs 4

Is it not harmful to babies if she gets pregnant with some hookup's baby and has an abortion?

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Krankie 0

Okay.. there are a lot of posts here but i just have to say this: The only people calling the OP a **** are the people who don't get sex. ever. end of story.

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badday123 0

how do you figure that? just wondering :) and for the record if she isn't doing this all the time she's no ****. if this is a rare thing for her then she's just not that smart.

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