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By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML

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By desperate - 26/09/2009 14:15 - Denmark

Today, while at a club, I walked up to a cutie who had been eyeing me all night. I asked him "Is that a phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?". He simply replied "It's a phone" before walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 20:23 - Germany

Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML

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You deserved it 3 827

By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 384

You deserved it 2 915

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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You deserved it 5 016

By luvizwar - 18/09/2009 23:27 - Australia

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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You deserved it 7 416

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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You deserved it 14 738

By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

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You deserved it 12 625

By Anonymous - 11/02/2018 15:00

Today, I spent a nice night with the guy I’ve been madly crushing on for the past year. When he went to the bathroom and left his phone unlocked, I looked at his photo album and saw photos of my house, my room, me sleeping, and my naked body. FML

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Think before you speak

By Takuma - 20/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML

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You deserved it 95 201

By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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You deserved it 2 727

qwertyuiop8989 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:59

It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

Signposthead 0

Friday 7 August 2009 23:24

Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on

Comments

brianjman14 22

Monday 3 May 2010 22:07

losers don't know how to party, op u didn't deserve it at all, fyl

cmac86 23

Sunday 23 May 2010 4:14

49 said it best I think. but hey, OP, what's your tramp stamp say?

lilkim_fml 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 16:55

if you began to TALK to the guy, and not just sleep with him, when you just met him, you've might have known....

lilkim_fml 0

Tuesday 15 June 2010 17:03

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PLAT1NUMsilk 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:44

i don't understand why you were."complimenting him" on is ipod..

davidblake3070_fml 0

Friday 4 March 2011 2:12

Last time I had a one night stand, it was with a virgin who stalked me for 6 months afterward telling me how "Special" I am and how much he "LOVED" me. I would rather sleep with a cheating bastard next time LOL

Lil1LawensKie 0

Monday 21 March 2011 7:15

boo.

RodStar 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:40

I'm reading this on my iPod right now! :D

JessicaKitty 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 7:48

You should've gotten to know the guy BEFORE having sex. Your life doesn't suck, you just shouldn't have had sex with him.

missbadluk 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:04

the only thing I got out of this story is that you're a ***** for ******* someone you JUST met at a club. Damn girl, have just a TAD of dignity and self respect. Jeez. :-/