By accidentalslut - 07/08/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I met a hot guy at a club and we really hit it off. We went back to his place and we got down to business. After, I noticed he had an iPod Touch on his nightstand. I complimented him on it and he responded with, "Yeah, my girlfriend gave it to me as an anniversary present." FML
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qwertyuiop8989 0

It's just sex....it's his fault...not yours

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Signposthead 0

Why would you complement him on his ipod touch, if it was like an iPhone signed by a famous person a could see it, but come on

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Vitamin_C 0

Serves you right for ******* random people

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summer99 0

all these FMLs are the same my god don't you people learn to make sure the person you're hooking up with isn't already taken!

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pat2rome 0

I love how the name is "accidentalslut." Because you're definitely only a **** because the guy has a girlfriend. Not because you met him at a club and then had sex with him a few hours later.

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danceoo 0

i don't think it's your fault that it happened, but when you have a lifetsyle like that, then you have to expect that that might happen. If you have sex with a guy you don't know, who knows what could happen?

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capricaz 0

How is this an fml? F his girlfriend's life. What were you expecting, a relationship? ****.

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cramazing 0

ACCIDENTAL ****??? how is this accidental U hooked up with somebody u didnt even know

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luvluv_fml 0

how did you meet him? what were you talking about, for gettin hit it off?, j/w

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plexico 3

Don't worry, in a few weeks the girlfriend will compliment him on the running, syphilitic sores on his dick and he'll respond with, "Yeah, some dumb **** from the club gave it to me as a First Date present."

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