By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
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SkoomaKi 27

Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.

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the_true_batman 10

Seducingly? I think you mean seductively. And you totally deserved it.

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loufol22 5

You didn't give him enough beer! No really sorry OP

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loufol22 5

Dammit I accidentally thumbed myself down

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SkoomaKi 27

There, I thumbed you up. You'd think it would be the guy trying to get her drunk.

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Bobissmall 13

If you're into stereotypes and stuff, sure.

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SkoomaKi 27

HEY 1!! HEY YOU!! YOU WANT A COOKIE??!! TOO BAD YOU AINT GETTING SHIT!!!

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Congrats11!1!!11!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11!1!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1 Now ask if we care.

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alexup24 13

1- No ones done that on FML since 2009 and possibly 2010, get with the program.

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DooleyFTW 17

Response to first? Seems just about as important to me. Please just don't comment from now on, for the good of the sanity of the FML population.

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iviviii 0

Some ppl take fml commenting do serious. I say some lives need to be reevaluated.

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alexup24 13

38- Seriously I can't believe some of the PEOPLE on here.

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ghostlilac 25

Funny guy, too bad he rejected you :(

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EmaK13 2

He sounds like a nice guy who didn't want to take advantage of a girl who has been drinking, or didn't want to sleep with some girl he just met that night. I don't think he just blew you off, he just has more respect for woman than that.

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Zman158158 6

Or he's just a little prick trying to be funny

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Colonel_Lexi 18

So you just met this guy and the first thing you wanted to do was have relations with him? I bet you're one of those girls who bitches about not finding the "right man" and that "all men are dogs that only want sex".

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Iknoweverything 29

Are you sure it was only a "few" drinks? Maybe you hit it off at first and your continuing down the path to wasted-ness turned him off... or maybe you were really drunk in the first place, and he just socialized with you because he thought your drunkenness was funny. Most (quality) guys seem to be completely turned off by women who are drunk off their asses. And the fact that he called a cab for you makes me wonder if it was only a "few" drinks.

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shawnaishere 14

You just met him and you say that? Hmm that had desperate written all over you but on a side note the guy is creative and has a sense of humor. That adds to how attractive you already found him. Well too bad you're missing out.

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SkoomaKi 27

33 - Just because OP wants to engage in sexy time without the need for a relationship doesn't make her desperate. It's like friends with benefits excepts its a stranger. It's her life and she can do what she wants with it. Good day.

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saidawhiting 14

Except it's not actually like being friends with benefits at all, because it's a stranger. Having sex with people you don't know is dangerous for several reasons. At least if you're boning a friend you presumably know they're STD-free and not a serial killer. Good day.

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SkoomaKi 27

Of course its dangerous, I didn't say it wasn't! I was just stating that OP is not desperate if she wants some quick sex. Men do it all the time, who's says women don't.

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Cad6 24

I agree with SkoomaKi. You have to strike the metal when it's hot. Not wait until it's cooled off and then mess up.

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saidawhiting 14

Yes, I agree that doesn't make her desperate, and I also agree that it's her life and she can make her own choices. The fact that it's okay for guys to sleep around isn't really a very good reason for why women can do it, though. It doesn't seem like the best idea for either gender.

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MissHayleyJames 7

It doesn't matter if it's a guy or girl doing it. It's absolutely disgusting and immoral. Sure it's someone else's life but that doesn't mean we all have to be ok with something we find so despicable. You don't have to be in a committed relationship (although it's definitely ideal) but at least know the person for awhile for goodness sakes. Do you really want to tell your future spouse one day that you've ****** so many people you can't even count them? Or tell them a disgustingly high number? I hate this selfish society.

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saksxalmo 20

It's "immoral"? Really? Even if no one gets hurt and both parties have fun? You might as well say eating for pleasure is "immoral"... You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Unicornszxcvb 6

Actually, depending on your beliefs, yes eating for pleasure is indeed "immoral" to some people

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MedKits 9

It's desperate for women to do so. It's also desperate for a man do to so. Many people on this FML have been using the supposed double standard as evidence for their counterargument. Stop doing it, because the double standard is false.

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