Miscellaneous: Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly....

By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 016

You deserved it 12 625

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By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 505

You deserved it 5 016

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 127

You deserved it 183

By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 452

You deserved it 5 190

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 859

You deserved it 4 614

By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 577

You deserved it 69 630

By whereismyprince? - 18/12/2013 17:01 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 616

You deserved it 7 451

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 032

You deserved it 12 794

Debate bros

By bitchasshonky - 11/08/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I had a fancy dinner date with a really hot guy. Near the end of our meal, he asked if I wanted to go back to his place. As soon as we walked in the door, he started a religious debate with his roommate. It's been 45 minutes and it's still going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 014

You deserved it 5 567

By 3some? uh, no - 01/02/2013 19:59 - Dominican Republic

Today, I finally found the courage to ask a guy I like out for a drink. He accepted, we drank, and when it came time to go home, I half-drunkenly left him my number. Once I got back home, I realized I'd actually given him my dad's number instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 249

You deserved it 33 146

Disappointed

By Lonelyhopeful - 05/12/2016 20:08

Today, I was driving in a busy area looking for a place to park. I happened to lock eyes with a really handsome man who was walking alongside the road. He approached my car with a huge, gorgeous smile, and as I rolled my window down, he asked, "Are you my Uber?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 666

You deserved it 999

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:20

Unlucky OP, but quite creative on his part.

the_true_batman 10

Sunday 22 April 2012 16:20

Seducingly? I think you mean seductively. And you totally deserved it.

Comments

itsharkley 8

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:03

Y U No familiar with having sexual fun?!

SeanMargalit 0

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:03

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:05

Well I believe that 69 was responding to 44s comment saying that FMLers don't accept people getting with people outside committed relationships, and to that 69 was saying that the persons actions( in this case OP's, seeing as she is the epitome of a person trying to hookup outside a relationship) shouldn't affect how we feel or have opinions. All we can say is that the person deserves it. Do you really care if people are hooking up outside relationships? (that's what I got out of all of this mess, but if I'm wrong, I hope I didn't make myself look stupid)

mfred0322 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:06

And women say men are pigs..

tara805 0

Monday 23 April 2012 3:29

You're rubbing off on us what can we say.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:08

...So I overreacted... You are right. Personally if people hook outside relationships I don't mind.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:13

*cough*Christian*cough* I joke, although quite a few people are very annoyed by the idea of sexual activities outside a relationship...

Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:14

It happens to all of us. (:

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:15

I'm not a christian. I'm not religious at all. I'm 14 years old, that's why. And I will never be cheap enough to have sex with randoms.

MissHayleyJames 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:16

I totally think OP deserves it. Since when is whoring around acceptable? And Dee, you're right. I won't accept people for lack of morals and disgusting behavior. If its someone you've known a long time, fine but if its someone you just met or haven't known awhile that makes you pretty slutty.

MissHayleyJames 7

Sunday 22 April 2012 18:22

She deserves it for wanting to spread her legs for a random guy she just met. If he had taken her home and ****** her, we'd have a "Today I found out the hot guy I hooked up with had herpes" or "Today I found out the hot guy I hooked up with got me pregnant". People just don't think of consequences of their actions or have any morals anymore.