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Life Lesson Learned #1 ( LLL ): Once you hit the club make sure that hot chick/dude you've been eyeing the entire time... make sure they didn't have one too many drinks.
I was pretty wasted the past two nights, but I'm almost 100% positive that I didn't call anyone a spork. However, I'd like to, and say it like Beaker from the muppets. Spork de spork de dork.
Why does it sound like you're bragging about being drunk? And isn't the legal drinking age 21 where you live? And why do I doubt I'll get any satisfying answers?
I wonder that too. My roommate in college (17) manages to get drunk and wasted a few nights a week. Makes me wonder.
Doc- I just read your profile for the first time. Your rules are hilarious!! One question. If everyone followed those rules, would FML even exist?
Yep... 21 is the age, regardless of whatever state. Silly underage drinkers lol
I don't condone underage drinking, nor do I discriminate against it. Just advise that you know your limit and stay with people you trust. Don't end up in the hospital on the edge of death like me. Poor decisions make for tough life lessons.
Eww..thats just gross.
That ***** trifling
I'm guessing you got lucky that night? (;
That's definitely FML-worthy. *cringe*
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1 drink = 1 honest statement
did you spoon her when you got back to her place? or was the vomit too much of a turn off?