By ohwell - 24/11/2014 13:44 - Sweden - Tullinge

Today, I met my best friend's girlfriend for the first time. After a few hours of talking and eating, she followed me to the bathroom and said, dead serious, ''If you ever touch him or get too close to him, I will cut you''. I've known him for twelve years, they have been dating for a month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 939
You deserved it 3 305

Same thing different taste

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I agree with you #51. My fiance is my best friend and I am his so I guess I don't have to worry about that. I have pretty much become friends with his friends though and they actually respect me so they won't cross any boundaries.

Would he believe you if you told him he's dating a potential bunny-boiler? All I can say is that your best bet is to return aggression for aggression (but you have to do this as soon as she makes the threat - can't do it later): level look, "If you ever hurt him, no one will ever find your body" type stuff. Then when she whines to him about how you threatened her (because she will), you nonchalantly say, "Well she threatened to cut me if I touched you, so I figured fair was fair." You assuring her that you have no romantic interest in him will only increase her paranoia. Treat her like the aggressive 6-year-old she's imitating.

Did you, in her presence, try to get close to him after that ?

Haha she obviously doesn't measure up to you.

DeathBunny8 9

Tell him what was said to you, but do not push for them to separate because that'll make it seem like you're just trying to sabotage the relationship. Tell him then back off and let him process it.

Tell that bitch to get back in her place.

GxReaperGx 11

I'm sorry, but I was expecting something very different when you said she followed you to the bathroom.

I agree with everyone. You gotta tell this guy. Insecurity in the first month is signs of a crazy chick a few months down the line. I wonder how many others got this speech?

I lost my best friend bc his girlfriend is a crazy bitch

wait... why did she say this to u? r u like a ... ?? I don't knw man...