By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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CountChaos 0

haha at least the mom WANTS you 2 do it! I really don't see how this is an fml that's awesome!

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eatmybeans 0

dude his mom is so cool she is awesome!me and him need to switch moms!

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KittehSayzRAWR 0

Lol such a chill mom.

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phishophobia 0

that's actually really cool

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nic2152 1

lmao how is that fml u can go **** whenever with free condoms

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cartesianlogic 0

why is this an fml? your bf has a cool mom who's not sexually repressed and wants you two to be safe. I wish my mom were that cool.

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babygurl57 0

i would doe of embarassment

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SpicyDuck 22

I wish more parents were like that XD even if they aren't serious.

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