By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. She pulls out a freezer bag full of condoms and says "I have some cooler ones upstairs, if you want his penis to glow in the dark." FML
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thongs4lyfe 0

omfg!!!!! I've used glow in the dark condoms before!!!!! sooooo much fun to watch go in and out! and to play wit, it's like a lite saber!!!!!!

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skittlesgirl2013 0

just think about two gay men with glow in the dark condoms...lol they'll have a little war going;) have fun

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DJuan 0

this isn't a fml unless u and him have kids. then u need to wry bout what granny is teachin the children

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babieslayer 0

i hope you got the glowing ones those sound so cool

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lovin_darkness 0

how is this an FML? his mom sounds freaking awsome

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PaulInTheSky_fml 0

I have to agree with everyone here and say that this is not an FML, it is a pretty awsome situation actually. I mean I would kill to have my boyfriend's mom hand me novelty condoms. Do you think the the chemical reaction to make the glow affects the strength of the condom?

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feeish 0

ok do your boyfriends mom doesn't give a shit if you have sex as long as you don't get knocked up. your lucky

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iBeRockin 0

This isn't an FML at all! I wish my boyfriend's mom was that cool.

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Patman113 0

Best mom ever!!!!!!!!!!! why is it on FML???

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