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By tramp - 10/11/2013 05:51 - United States

Today, I met my brother's girlfriend. We got talking, and we got onto the subject of tattoos. I said how much I hated tramp stamps, and how they make girls look trashy. She said, "Like this?" and showed me hers. FML

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By Eh... - 19/07/2009 07:25 - Ukraine

Today, my boss asked me if I know anything about those tattoos that girl put on their lower backs. "You mean Tramp Stamps?" I responded. He looked at me with hatred in his eyes and said that his 18 year old daughter just got one. FML

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By screw life - 01/10/2012 11:35 - United States

Today, my brother saw my side when my shirt came up, and asked when I got a tattoo; the pink he saw was in fact my stretch marks. Worst of all, I had to show them to everyone to prove I didn't actually get a tattoo. FML

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Small talk is hell

By thisismyawkwardface - 19/02/2014 07:17 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 01:12 - United States

Today, my mom asked me if I would be embarrassed if she got a tramp stamp. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2012 16:02 - United States - South Bend

Today, I finally met my daughter's boyfriend. He has a face tattoo. FML

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By Shame - 19/09/2012 20:22 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 06:43 - United States - Woodinville

Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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By guess I'm stuck - 16/04/2013 07:23 - United States - Alamo

Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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mbusey 20

Sunday 10 November 2013 12:44

It's not like you knew she had one and you were saying that to hurt her feelings. Unless you were, in which case you're a dick

seacadet 18

Sunday 10 November 2013 12:44

You have nothing to apologize for. They only serve as a **** target, as far as I'm concerned.

Comments

Poupoule_fml 14

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:35

"Yeah, like that one."

Mdhughey 7

Sunday 10 November 2013 19:38

That's what happens when you judge people because they like having certain spots tattooed

linchan 6

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:12

Sucks to be you xD

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:13

If she's gotten it in the past 5 years, then she knew that stereotype was out there before she did it. It's not the first time she's heard this.

AsianBomb_xo 10

Sunday 10 November 2013 20:38

lol awkward..but, aye it's not like you knew in thee first place. ( :

ohnowhyme123 15

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:15

nice first impression

Axel5238 29

Sunday 10 November 2013 21:18

Sorry to hear that OP, but as someone said avoid "voicing hates" when you are just meeting someone. You don't want to piss someone off when trying to make a good impression. Tattoos do have different meanings to many people, but some locations are so common with certain groups of people. The aren't gonna ask your life story why you got a tattoo above your butt they are gonna assume. A lot of people with face tattoos haven't been in jail, but a lot have and that is the association. You can't be surprised that people think that.