Love: Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being...

By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By sadface - 11/08/2010 06:50 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML

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By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML

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By saywhat - 26/01/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML

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By Fack. - 19/02/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 02:35 - Brazil

Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML

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By Wellthissucks - 06/11/2017 15:26

Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 12:00 - Germany - Hamburg

Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By bmonehh - 24/11/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML

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Godfreyy 2

Friday 15 July 2011 9:06

did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?

Complaining 13

Friday 15 July 2011 9:05

Time to break the relationship.

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knocking 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:16

Maybe she wanted to have a threesome with you both? But yeah, that must have hurt OP. Just one reason why I'm not a fan of long distance relationships. I'm sure some work, but I've only ever heard bad stories. Well, look at it this way. Now you are free to find someone closer to home to date.

hellokimmiee 5

Friday 15 July 2011 9:17

but wolverine is sexy!

hahaurfunnylol 1

Friday 15 July 2011 17:54

wtf

ritzbits 0

Friday 15 July 2011 9:17

cheating fools

KatieLov3sChu 4

Friday 15 July 2011 9:17

that would be awkward as hell......

MrXerxes5 6

Friday 15 July 2011 9:19

Well since you were too far away and your penis wasn't long enough she had to get one somehow. I'm sure she'll explain it to him once she's in your arms.

vividlycolor 6

Friday 15 July 2011 9:19

Long distance sucks. I tried it but... they're just really stressful and hard :(

cicatrice_fml 8

Friday 15 July 2011 9:21

900 miles (~1448 km metric peeps) isn't THAT far. Far enough though. Not an excuse for her to mislead you like that. It will be okay in time. I hope you're not one to give up.

bluetorpedo 0

Friday 15 July 2011 11:50

or 12-15 hours each way. that's not all too long of a haul.

fadingfaith 4

Friday 15 July 2011 9:23

That's ******. I can't believe she had the balls to do something like that. Did you visit her? If you did man that was just a waste of money and of course time.