Miscellaneous: Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went... - FML

By ShadowBox - 12/03/2013 16:43 - Netherlands - Herveld

Today, I met the man of my dreams. We saw a movie, then went to a bar. It went perfectly, until he got wasted and started singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" to me while everyone laughed. Then I woke up, having just been Rickrolled by my own subconscious. FML

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ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:37

I still tend to have weird dreams like these occasionally, except now they're less Romantic-Comedy, more Saw. -_- On the bright side, I did meet someone a few weeks ago ^.^ Nothing official but we're getting there.

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 12 March 2013 19:23

Yup, he was definitely the "man of your dreams."

greenie213 23

Tuesday 12 March 2013 19:24

The lyrics are rather romantic.

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BeastBrutality 6

Wednesday 13 March 2013 22:35

This has happened to me before.

Special_Psycho 8

Sunday 17 March 2013 18:05

Yikes... That sounds so horrible. At least you didn't wake up and punch your dog on accident.

ShadowBox 8

Monday 1 July 2013 8:37

I still tend to have weird dreams like these occasionally, except now they're less Romantic-Comedy, more Saw. -_- On the bright side, I did meet someone a few weeks ago ^.^ Nothing official but we're getting there.

Umari 4

Sunday 22 September 2013 2:59

You're a man, that found the man of your dreams, wow, I need to get used to the way of life now... Remember that game in pre-k where you put the square in the square shaped hole, the circle in the circle shaped hole, and the star in the star shaped hole? You're the person trying to fit the round shaped one in the ******* star shaped hole, of otherwise known back then as the "special" kid.

ProgMetalMan 8

Thursday 14 August 2014 0:19

I'd rather be the so-called special kid than a sentient star-shaped hole.

dragons14y3r 23

Friday 29 April 2016 16:32

that didn't make sense

KingofSeas 10

Saturday 19 November 2016 4:04

Wow you're rude, just because he likes men he's "special". Judging by the part about the circle and the star shaped hole, you're basically calling him stupid. If he likes men then that's his preference and that's fine. You don't call someone stupid or judge a person harshly just because they have a different sexual preference than you.

PotterHead_DH 26

Sunday 23 March 2014 13:05

Rock rolled.

mainlineloser 9

Friday 2 May 2014 22:10

that is one of the most beautiful things ive ever heard...

MetalHeadSteve 10

Wednesday 8 April 2015 8:40

That song is incredible.

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