Miscellaneous: Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and...

By merrymary - 07/01/2012 11:11 - United States

Today, I moved in with my new roommate. She's a vegetarian, and won't let me put my meat in the fridge because it will "contaminate her food". FML

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By obsequiousfannyflapper - 10/02/2013 23:13 - Netherlands - Zwijndrecht

Today, my new room-mate moved in. She spent over an hour obsessively searching the place for god knows what kind of secret recording devices, and now aggressively demands that I taste-test all of her pre-prepared meals to make sure they're not poisoned. FML

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By carnivore - 22/09/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, my vegetarian housemate cleaned the fridge. He threw away all of the meat in our fridge and made a nice sign stating "Meat is Murder". I was storing roughly $1000 worth of filet mignon steaks and seafood for my sister's wedding. FML

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Go vegan

By Done - 24/11/2020 05:02 - Italy

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan and threw all of MY meats, cheeses, chocolates and even beans for some reason in the trash, because he "doesn't need that kind of toxic waste" in his life. FML

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By Weasel123 - 26/10/2012 07:58 - United States - Anadarko

Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML

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Hypocrisy

By Anonymous - 02/05/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, my roommate raged at me for "lying" about being a vegetarian, because she saw chicken stored in my side of the fridge. That chicken isn't for me, it's an ingredient in the homemade food I make for my dogs. Apparently, serving my dogs real meat instead of forcing them into vegetarianism makes me a hypocrite. FML

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By pinkleopleurodon - 09/12/2011 12:23 - United States

Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML

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By anonymous - 08/10/2011 20:40 - United States

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

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By stillsick - 02/03/2011 00:11 - Canada

Today, surprisingly, my roommate made a nice meal. Within an hour, I started throwing up. When I confronted her, she confessed that she'd used long expired ingredients, including meat, because she didn't want the garbage men to think she's "the type that wastes food." FML

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By ledon - 16/11/2011 04:15 - Canada

Today, I kindly asked my crazy roommate to move out. She answered by stuffing raw hamburger meat down all the drains in the apartment. FML

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By uncleaning - 22/07/2009 23:03 - United States

Today, after I cleaned out the fridge of things that expired months ago, my roommate got angry and insisted upon pulling all the moldy dairy products out of the garbage and putting them back because "they weren't mine and I shouldn't throw out other people's food." FML

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Hadesas 0

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:16

Tell her gtfo then

ICATiger 13

Saturday 7 January 2012 16:17

Tell her her vegtables are contaminating your meat.

Comments

kaycee1996 5

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:48

I agree with your roommate I'm a vegetarian and have my fridge loaded with veggies and the other day my mum put this massive thing of meat in and it leaked blood every where and ruined $200 worth of food

Pazu_fml 10

Sunday 8 January 2012 13:07

Uhh. Of course food's going to be contaminated when one item is leaking all over the others. It doesn't even have to be meat. Properly stored meat will not contaminate anything.

AmbrosiaWriter 17

Monday 9 January 2012 23:00

Except that the fridge is not the roommate's. The fridge belongs to both the OP and the roommate equally, therefore the roommate has no right to deny the OP usage of it.

Guido25897 4

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:11

She won't let u put ur meat in her fridge? I think I saw that on urban dictionary once. Or maybe euphemismgenerator.com

Hyman_Hunter 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:17

Don't you hate it when she won't let you put your meat in the fridge?

brendonuriepatd 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 5:48

I tried being vegetarian (what the he'll was I thinking?!?) ..... my dad decided to make ribs

mariebiscut1242 11

Sunday 8 January 2012 7:50

'Nuff said...

mandyville 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:45

You didn't know that before you moved in? You should get to know someone before you start living with them..

mandyville 8

Sunday 8 January 2012 6:45

You didn't know that before you moved in? You should get to know someone before you start living with them..

antiN00B11 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:01

Kill the Bitch

linnie_wesker 20

Sunday 8 January 2012 8:15

Ugh that sucks. If she's that anal about stuff she should've told you before you moved in. I'm a vegetarian too but I don't care if there's meat in the fridge, unless there's blood dripping everywhere because that's freakin disgusting.