Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much...

By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 23:13

welcome home!

Miko159 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:18

Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.

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darkmis1 17

Monday 8 March 2010 23:18

Why did you move in with your parents?

Bewitched_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:22

OP move in with their aunt, not parents

darkmis1 17

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:18

If you look lower, I corrected it and said aunt. It just didn't post by my original comment.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:18

other than the nude part that sounds pretty entertaining to me!

aeliz 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 1:19

I know, right?! I love 60's stories.

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:00

exactly, suck it up OP just tell her you don't want to see her naked and she'll stop.

Miko159 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:18

Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.

lagodfatha 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:19

is she hot?

choejunshik 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:21

that's just nasty

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 March 2010 23:39

She's such a role model.

kayvan 8

Tuesday 9 March 2010 0:15

My question too (is she hot?) :-)

jakeomatic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:13

We all know she's hot, no need to ask. By the way OP, send me her number pls?

darkmis1 17

Monday 8 March 2010 23:20

*aunt. Sorry I'm really tired and not paying attention that well haha.

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:22

was she by any chance the inspiration for Jennaaaaaaayyy in Forrest Gump? :3

vball_luvah 2

Monday 8 March 2010 23:27

yayy Forrest Gump!! best movie everr! :) but there were times I just wanted to slap Jenny. poor Forrest :(

juicebox409 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:24

"as a plus"? so... you like it?

saranottelling 7

Monday 8 March 2010 23:24

She is obviously trying to say something. Next week she might just say, "I think I'm adopted, so we aren't really related." Take it as a compliment, she's trying incest because of how attractive you are! I wish I was that lucky! :)