Miscellaneous: Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much...

By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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You deserved it 3 529

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By MsConfusedd - 01/09/2012 04:30 - United States - Hazlet

Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML

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By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Her House, Her Rules.

By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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You deserved it 154

By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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Always call first

By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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You deserved it 494

Gammy got game

By moetplease - 03/05/2012 16:32 - Singapore

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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Monday 8 March 2010 23:13

welcome home!

Miko159 0

Monday 8 March 2010 23:18

Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.

Comments

Monikabug 9

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:40

@130 at least Snickerdoodles' comments are worth reading, unlike yours.

raw_tigahh 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:11

lmao #89

thundercats29 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:38

...Your poor aunt has to spend her days naked with her nephew...

hbblondie17 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:03

yeah i agree with 139 its her place if you don't like the way she lives go find somewhere else to live

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:14

he said her being nude is a plus. so why are you saying u r sorry???

13__Loki__13 1

Tuesday 9 March 2010 5:56

hopefully she doesn't fart a lot while naked. That could be really messy.

Saiiyko 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 7:41

ive heard a similar fml before. fake

goonie85 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 9:14

I think people have a problem with Snick because she's like 16, has zero experience in life, but always has something to say about how things should be done. Parenting advice from someone who doesn't have a baby, marriage comments from someone who still passes notes in chemistry class, etc. People tend to dislike know-it-alls. Especially when they don't know anything.