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By BlackRavenWings - 21/11/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I noticed a picture in an elderly patients room, of a pretty girl in a bikini. Trying to be funny and lighten the mood, I said, "Looks like you have some good eye candy to help you recover faster." With a stern look he replied, "That's my granddaughter." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I asked my grandmother what she looked like when she was young. She casually replied, "I was ugly, sweetie. Just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2013 08:35 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I went to go see my granddad in the hospital and asked if he needed anything. He replied, "I need you to get out and send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 06:00

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By Snurkles McGree - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my racist grandmother was complaining that the new nurse at her nursing home is a black woman. I casually asked, "Is she cute?" I'm now out of the will. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By oaksac191 - 26/10/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

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By wowgranny - 22/12/2016 20:08 - United States - Tooele

Today, my grandma told me that I'm starting to look like my sister. I jokingly replied, "Uh-oh I'm in trouble then." She gave me a very disapproving look and said, "You should be happy. She's beautiful, unlike you." FML

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freakybella 0

Monday 22 November 2010 9:10

I'm just curious, what kind of granddaughter gives a picture of herself in a bikini to her grandfather? I also have to ask what kind of grandpa frames it and has it brought to the hospital? I'm sure he must of had more appropriate photos of her so why bring that one? Was he trying to spark some doctors attention and want to date her? the whole damn thing is just creepy.

gusgus36 5

Monday 22 November 2010 9:08

whatever, he should expect it if he's gonna have a bikini pic of her. Kinda weird really

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everluck23 0

Monday 22 November 2010 10:06

that's a little weird. but I doubt the grandfather is a creep or he would've agreed with the OP's comment. the granddaughter probably gave him the picture because she thinks she looks hot and she wants everyone to show her pic off when she can't.. and her grandfather thinks she is just the sweetest thing ever.

cocobulla1 4

Saturday 25 June 2011 15:42

24, ever luck, did u draw that pic, ur display? beautiful lol

kittycatman2 3

Monday 22 November 2010 10:32

She probably took the picture after she got off the pole.

milf762010 0

Monday 22 November 2010 11:07

His granddaughter might not have given him that photo at all. Her parents may have brought pictures in and that happens to be the one they gave him of her. When my grand dad was in the hosptal my parents put up pictures from various vacations we had gone on so he would see where we went. Though thankfully none of me in a bikini...

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 November 2010 15:43

That's pretty funny, considering you're in a nurse costume sporting much cleavage. When I'm in the old folks home send me a bikini clad picture so I can recover faster. I'll claim you're my granddaughter if anyone asks.

Tempuser117 2

Monday 22 November 2010 15:43

Considering your profile picture which is viewed by far more people than would have been at your grand dad's hospital I don't see why you would care. PS. Rats someone beat me to it. I'll leave it here anyhow... I agree Red.

Kua_Mei 0

Saturday 27 November 2010 1:16

Her username is milf762010. Somehow, I'm not surprised.

morella_xx 29

Monday 22 November 2010 11:34

YDI for being ignorant of your residents' family members as well as for the comma splice in the first sentence.

Lilllly_1316 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:10

I'm pretty sure a sick old man wouldn't have a picture of some girl in a bikini. So you'd have to guess it's family. And it's sure as hell not his wife. Use your head.

penfoldsman 0

Monday 22 November 2010 12:19

DIRTY OLD MAN

RufusCade 7

Monday 22 November 2010 13:08

WTF is wrong with you guys? Why can't a grand dad have a picture of his grand daughter in a bikini? You must live in a really disturbed society. OP, YDI. To me it was very clear that it was a picture of a relative.

sassypants93 17

Monday 22 November 2010 14:32

You are 11 years old. What do you know about society?

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 22 November 2010 15:46

You'd be surprised what an 11year old can learn about society. Not everyone grows up in some isolated suburb.

Illyssa_fml 4

Monday 22 November 2010 13:09

Why would he have a picture of his granddaughter in a bikini?? That's pretty weird

macskapingvin 0

Monday 22 November 2010 13:34

Because it was probably taken on a beach on holiday or something, and is probably a good picture of her where she looks happy and pretty. There's nothing wrong with him having pictures of his grandchildren, and the bikini is irrelevant. If it was a picture of his grandsons in swimming shorts, would that be so weird?