Cars, Stranger danger and Health: Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter,...

By Username - 08/07/2011 20:02 - United States

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 204

You deserved it 3 611

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 527

You deserved it 13 246

By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 988

You deserved it 3 204

No free lunch

By ParkingGuy - 15/08/2009 00:19 - United States

Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 643

You deserved it 8 566

By Flipside - 02/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 112 723

You deserved it 6 479

By Anonymous - 10/06/2018 01:30

Today, the only parking spot available at the supermarket had some shopping carts in it, so I got out of my car and moved them. As soon as I finished, a lady stole the spot. When I confronted her, she maced me with pepper spray and walked off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 274

You deserved it 342

By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 602

You deserved it 1 098

By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 859

You deserved it 3 063

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 202

You deserved it 2 688

By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 563

You deserved it 4 243

By Spa Catholic - 10/06/2015 12:00 - United States - Taunton

Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 791

You deserved it 2 134

fanceh 10

Friday 8 July 2011 23:37

that's when you do the same back. stand up, take a look at her, make a terrified face, then hit her and run.

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."

Comments

Deeznutzhairy 7

Friday 8 July 2011 23:42

I would do the same. (;

knights95 9

Friday 8 July 2011 23:54

I would do the same if u walked up to me

sarahsarahsarahs 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:59

same here *shudders*

sarahsarahsarahs 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:01

uckkkkkk me too, blechhhhhhh

poopdayz 6

Saturday 9 July 2011 1:33

holy.... that is one ----ing ugly pic....

jglenn88 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 4:38

ya what a ugly face... monkey? donkey? ass? you cant tell

RabidBunny 10

Friday 8 July 2011 23:43

That's just how some people say hello. I get the same reaction when people look at me. I always knew I wasn't decent looking :D

mandi4murphy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:43

are you really THAT hideous?

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 8 July 2011 23:44

You forgot to mention the part where you whispered in her ear, "oh yeah baby, work that parking meter."

im_awsome 2

Saturday 9 July 2011 7:57

you made my night :')

jewfro311 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

Damn you ugly

ChristyCarnegie 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:45

You must be very terrifying.

MsSoulReaper 27

Friday 8 July 2011 23:47

I think you startled her.

gingerftw 0

Friday 8 July 2011 23:48

it's funny because my mom told me a story today that some really ugly guy came up to her while she was putting a quarter in a parking meter and he said " come with me " and she hit him and drove away.