Intimacy: Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't... - FML

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

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By LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By mubaki - 24/07/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

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By ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 18:01 - United States - Corona

Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Spicy

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 18:59 - South Africa

Spicy

Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML

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deathpotato 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:46

Next time he walks by you naked, glance at it and laugh

badluckattack238 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 2:44

WTF? Move out.

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thiscrazything 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:04

Ewwwwha

jobsman99 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:14

bet you have a great family picture with grandparents, mom and dad and all the kids.

sweet_blasphemy 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:14

Pics or it didnt happen.

eln3mo13 8

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:17

dude, wtf

captainbj2 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:22

Some guys like otter guys....

dwahl 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:15

1. Return the favor 2. Wander into his room 3. Wincest story 4. ???? 5. Profit

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Sunday 28 August 2011 5:41

Yeah, this already happened in an earlier post, the infamous comment #8

Hayman68 4

Sunday 28 August 2011 19:07

nobody knows step #4

Keyman1212 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:16

I want to punch Dane Cook in the dick, then feed him his testicles. He's about as funny as contracting AIDS from ******* a monkey. Funny for everyone else, but not for yourself.

beebeeL 1

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:20

Wow. Fyl so much !! Sooo... how old is your brother ?

OffTJHook3r 2

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:28

I need some eye bleach cause I saw ur face

Babydoll4ever 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:33

Hmmm...Family bonding experience?

oxemilyxo 5

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:38

Welcome to my world.

iMagzzzy 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 4:38

Inbred!

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Today, my friends and I went out to dinner. Being short on cash, I suggested a game where we put our phones in the center of the table and first to check their phone had to pay the bill. Our conversation died out, and fearful of having an awkward silence, I checked my phone. FML

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Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number, "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue." He told me, "Yeah, sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away, I read his note, which read: "911". FML

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Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

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Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML

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Today, my check engine light came on. I took my car to the dealership, to be told it wasn’t an issue, and I would be fine to drive and use my car normally until my appointment in 4 days. Four hours later, my car won’t start 45 minutes from home. I guess a $200 tow bill means I wasn’t fine. FML

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