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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2019 20:06

Today, I was laying with my face dangling down the side of my bed, when my kitten rushed up to me looking worried. He sniffed me for a while, then decided the best thing to do was to stand on his hind legs and start punching my face like a speed bag. FML

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2011 22:36 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my cat. I must have looked at him the wrong way or something, because he hissed and savagely clawed at my face without warning. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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By Michelle - 20/02/2011 17:45 - United States

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

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By emi - 01/07/2012 04:30

Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:08

What exactly made you think that was a good idea?

brokenclockwork 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 12:13

he's only a kitten. it couldn't of hurt that much anyway. so stop being a pussy, pun intended.

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BlueTwist89 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:06

D: That sucks. But if I was that cat, I'd be glad you woke me up from that scary dream.

Peacemaker9 7

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:07

lol FAIL!!!!

Rob207 3

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:31

should just drown it

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:37

Lesson for the day: Never **** (with) an angry pussy.

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:06

The one time pussy in your face is bad. Better luck next time OP.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:16

Not a fan of angry sex, are we? *tsk tsk* Mrs. RPS is missing out! ;)

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:23

I know, right Jane? Sometimes I start a fight just for the angry sex. jk

artisticninja713 13

Tuesday 21 September 2010 14:39

You know it's sweet you tried to save him from a nightmare but really get a stick or something next time. YDI

phorcep 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:02

The same thing happened to me with my ferret, and waking him elicited the same reaction. Luckily, ferrets are far less coordinated than cats when they're tired, and he just ended up perching on my shoulder rather than eating my face.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:14

Aww. I was wrong, then. My boys are just too domesticated, I guess. When they twitch and dook in their sleep, I couldn't wake them with an earthquake and a fire alarm. The hilarious ferret coma stage.

El_Mero_Mero 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:04

mmm I got two cats they do the same thing every time they sleep. maybe it's not a good idea I don't mess with em when they sleeping. :0

liiipzs0swe3t 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:13

number 37 haha yeah I can picking up while sleeping and she looks dead she won't move I thought she was dead first time I try waking her up lol bit yeah it was a mistake everyone stop being assholes he was worried what the **** is wrong with all of you

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 21 September 2010 15:19

Yeah, exactly! Look up "ferret coma" on YouTube. It's pretty funny, after that first initial scare they put us through. On the plus side, you can take advantage of that and train them to cuddle as adults.