Work: Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong... - FML

By nobodyreadsmyemails - 27/10/2009 22:24 - Canada

Today, I noticed that I've been spelling my company's name wrong in my email signature for over a year. FML

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Today, I got pulled off a hugely important project, all because I accidentally spelled "country" as "cuntry" in an email to our client. FML

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By Lauren - 18/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML

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By The Wherewolf - 08/10/2023 19:30

Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML

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Top comments

AshleyRose784 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:44

at least they haven't fired you yet for your blatant stupidity

Duckasaurus 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:29

Retard.

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_Naboo_ 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:20

Well, nobody reads your emails so don't worry! ;]

yasmeenjonasx3 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:05

Good Job. I shall dick slap you in the face.

perdix 29

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:17

I'm sure your company's emphasis on quality and attention to detail makes them the leeder in there bizniss.

toink 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:33

your stoopid if you cant spel

cl9595 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 6:31

haha

hetizmij 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:09

You think people actually read the signature in your e-mail? Fact that nobody told you so far proves the opposite. So don't worry too much about it.

shutyourmouth 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:22

high five for illiteration! woot

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 3:33

Gahhhhhddd,. these last few FML's SUCK big you know what!!!!!

Kristin_x 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 4:24

idiot. :/

WorkThatButt 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 4:38

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like - its better than yours Damm right its better than yours I can teach you, but I'll have to charge

yaaaayh 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 4:55

i have been spelling my name wrong!!!.... o no!! hahah jk!!!

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