Love: Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 14:16 - United States - Portland

Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 17:43 - Meade

Today, I felt cold while driving, so I blasted the heat. The one thing I didn't expect was a load of tiny spiders spilling out of the vents and writhing all over my dash. FML

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By grann - 15/03/2010 01:39 - United States

Today, while walking to my car through the snow, I noticed the sunroof was open and 2 feet of snow had poured in. Angry, I opened the door to start cleaning. That's when I noticed all the wildlife that had taken refuge inside from the cold. Not only were my seat cushions wet, they were torn open. FML

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Act of god

By Anonymous - 05/04/2023 00:00

Today, I purchased a new car. On the drive home, gusts of wind blew up debris and pebbles and caused little chips in the paint and small chips on the windshield. FML

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By Username - 25/01/2010 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that you need to clean your car more often when you find a mouldy burrito under the back seat. FML

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By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley

Today, after several months desperately searching for a job and feeling pretty insecure and unimportant, I drove 15 miles to a job interview. On parking my car at the destination, I found that during my drive a spider had been making a cobweb between the car and my hair. FML

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Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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The *****

By FML - 21/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:06

That's okay. The spiders are willing to be your friends and accompany you.

immunetoinsanity 23

Wednesday 11 September 2013 19:08

Get your friends to clean them off! Oh wait..

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CMC_LOVES_MGM 19

Thursday 12 September 2013 0:53

I was reading this FML in my university's study hall I laughed so loud everyone stared at me; this will be added to favorites

EmmaMK 35

Thursday 12 September 2013 14:50

Were you sitting alone.

Migole 36

Thursday 12 September 2013 1:14

I read this FML three times and always read cowbells. No wonder it didn't make sense to me.

perdix 29

Thursday 12 September 2013 2:22

You must drive pretty ******* slowly! No wonder nobody wants to ride with you.

BrotherPhil 35

Thursday 12 September 2013 3:27

You say that like it's a bad thing...

HalseyZ 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:17

OP, are you really lonely? :3

uneasecorpse69 3

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:20

I don't see why Peachy2392's comment was removed. plus I don't see why this got posted and then last two I wrote haven't.

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:45

Regardless of your social life, it's not a good idea to leave them on the car. Last time I had a spider crawl up my window as I drove I considered driving my car off a cliff.

Ellisonjulian 4

Thursday 12 September 2013 4:52

Some car washes include detailing...

grashopper8 7

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:27

Hug

PonyTails13 3

Thursday 12 September 2013 5:57

inside or outside of the car?

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Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML

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Today, I was grocery shopping when a little kid pointed at me and yelled, "Mommy, look! It's the man from the cereal box!" I don’t know whether to feel flattered or insulted. FML

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Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

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Today, I finally scrounged up enough change to do laundry, so I loaded up my car, swung by the bank to take out my rent money, and stopped at a gas station to get a drink. When I came outside, my car was gone, along with all my clothes and rent money. FML

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Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML

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Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost my balance and pulled down my curtains. My neighbor then looked through the window, started laughing and yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

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Today, I was at the nursing home I work at, and my boss asked me if I'm serious about my job, telling me that I've been acting strange and not working hard enough. She wants to drug test me. The real reason I'm not 100% is because I have a stomach ulcer from the stress of working there. FML

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Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

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