By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
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SwaggCapone 11

That's nasty! *Cleveland voice*

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Meechiepie 13

that is the most metal thing I've ever read.

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Ki11erC 18

The mouse must be tiny to get inside the bottle? :o most pumps I know are not even pea size. And if it was at the factory it didn't cut itself it drowned an decomposed in the shampoo, how's that for a nice thought ;)

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randm_dude 9

Most beauty farms charge you extra for the protein cure of your hair. Show some respect that poor mouse sacrificed its life for you to have pretty hair. RIP unknown mouse. Soldier in the war against split ends.

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mete_orito 34

It is strange that the mouse cut himself against the shampoo bottle. I would think the mouse was poisoned before, and it happened to die there. Rat poison has a substance that impairs coagulation so they die by hemorrhage.

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cookie1207 19

If you get better looking hair, youve got a winner formula!

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