By shampoomice - 07/08/2013 16:34 - United States - La Porte

Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 861
You deserved it 5 429

Same thing different taste

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I do not understand how she didnt see a dead mouse when she picked up the bottle, nor how a mouse cut itself on the shampoo pump.I'm just confused

thegreycat_fml 12

Sooo... What effects did it have on your hair?

JoseIsAdork 31

mickey does not approve this message

monkeyy100 15

horse shampoo is good for your hair maybe mouse shampoo is good too? o.O

justmeCee 16

Ewwww. How does that even happen? Your house must be really dirty. YDI, Op

darkangel21492 10

a house doesn't have to be dirty to get a mouse in it. if op lives in apartments, a neighbor might have mice and they burrowed through the walls to get in ops apartment. If op lives in a house, mice come from the woods or nearby fields and chew through the walls to get in. I've even heard of mice chewing through window screens to get inside. They just want protection from the elements, such as warmth in the winter, or ac in the summer...

Are you sure it wasn't part of the shampoo?

Wait, so the shampoo bottle had a dead mouse in it? Sue the company!

nothing wrong with a ritual bloodbath to start your day