Transportation: Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime...

By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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By spaaaarta - 25/07/2016 20:17

Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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Cars and cards

By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 18:30 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML

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Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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Humblebrag?

By P…… - 31/01/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By minette08 - 29/01/2010 21:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML

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chasing_adalia 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:49

If you forgot to close your sun roof, you definitely deserve it.

z4opv14 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:48

Haha, should've thought about that before.

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KASHMIR_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 6:29

i would of said YDI but i understand how u cud forget to close windows

Bookie2152 0

Monday 4 May 2009 17:08

#40 took the words out of my mouth, i haven't laughed out load at an FML in a whil

rockinjenn16 0

Monday 4 May 2009 18:15

Thats funny, we did that to our cousions truck a few weeks ago.

bennylove 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:19

Pretty dumb but wonderfully written. Props.

kward816 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:38

lmao! i can just see you in my head panicing trying to close the window!

heeystefi_fml 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:32

3,never say that again but lmfaooo this is hilarious!

red_rooster 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 10:02

thats fake lol

rakhil11 7

Saturday 9 May 2009 3:09

luv the 1 from the other pov and this 1 2gether XD

jen_kay 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 15:06

I Love This One! I know It was bad for you, but it gave me a good laugh, It makes the Favriotes!

kissmeimkati 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 23:35

That's rough, but very funny! Well-told, too. FYL

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