Transportation: Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor....

By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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By arw - 25/07/2012 06:10 - United States

Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML

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By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

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Charming

By jay ze punk - 29/01/2013 19:56 - France - Metz-tessy

Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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Let's get you home Grandma

By Ima_Moronski - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was alone in the car with my grandma for five hours while she told me all about the multiple bladder infections she's had in the past year. FML

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Nice to know

By justin bieber's nutsack - 06/06/2015 07:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I brought my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said, "Never take a shit in this place. Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML

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Good intentions…

By Anonymous - 18/05/2024 09:00 - Germany

Today, I drove for three hours to surprise a girl after surgery. My truck broke down outside her place, and it turns out she's over an hour away at her family's place. FML

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Thursday 19 May 2011 11:58

FHL more than FYL, for sure. Imagine how embarassed he would be

AubriS 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:42

not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.

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ShyAnn29 14

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:35

I have a bag similar to that, mines a ileostomy, and that is embarrassing, its happened to me when I was at work, it's what everyone who has a bag fears lol

AubriS 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 13:42

not only how can you be pissed at another persons FML and it "ruin your day" but how can you be pissed at a grandpa that can't control his bowels?! you must either be very immature or just a bitch.

FarSide 22

Thursday 19 May 2011 14:09

I have an old bag named Chloe. She rides right beside me in my truck. And yes, she is so full of shit. But, aside from a lot of farting, she has never busted in 30 years of marriage. Guess I am a lucky man.

Mysanitywins 10

Thursday 19 May 2011 15:16

...Or both

JandM19 2

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:14

how bad for both! My uncle had one of those bags.. he doesn't have it anymore though, which i'm glad

dibean 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 16:38

Definitely FYL and FHL and I want someone to explain to me how 138 people click YDI on this FML. How is this his fault? Idiots

ShyAnn29 14

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:50

many people don't understand what a bag is and what OP means

tifa_14 0

Friday 20 May 2011 5:33

I'm confused...what IS a bag???? and what does OP mean?

swift1fan4ever 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:10

I wish I knew eat op means :/ lol

TalkinSmack 6

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:13

now THAT is a shitty situation!

plebeianFelix 5

Thursday 19 May 2011 17:40

dudes with trucks don't say thus.

Miss_Random 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 18:13

I use to work in a nursing home where this one lady had one of those bags. She called it Jr. and when it would fill with gas she would "burp" it. I hope I never have to have one. Ew.