Love and Dogs: Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card...

By rainedaddy - 29/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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By nochance - 05/03/2009 16:06 - United States

Today, I received a card in the mail. It was from my vet's office. Written inside was "We send our sympathy during this trying time." I haven't been home in three days. I can't find my dog and my mother won't talk about it. My dog was 7. She hated that dog. FML

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By Anne - 14/02/2012 20:50 - United States

Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 05:40 - Egypt

Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML

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What a treat

By Anonymous - 17/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Sainte Genevieve

Today, I asked if my friend wanted to come meet my dog and give him a treat. We were walking to my back yard, her holding 3 hot dogs, when she said, "I think your dog is dead!" I said, "No, he's just old and sleeps all the time and won't wake up until you pet him because he's deaf." He was dead. FML

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Good boy

By macattack - 02/09/2011 02:29 - United States

Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By syn1734 - 16/10/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me and told me "she has a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So, I hurried home only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By fishyrael - 30/10/2019 20:00

Today, at my job at a pet store, my boss told me to go outside and hand out flyers. I saw a man sitting on a bench and walked up, saying, "Hi! Do you have a pet?" He teared up and said, "I just put her down this morning." FML

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BritishHobo 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:28

SHIT.

wickeddrummajor 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:37

poor puppy

Comments

JohnE3 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:19

I went from laughing at other FMLs to getting really sad after reading this... Who the hell would leave a puppy in a basket?

Peppermint111 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:25

I agree with #672

littlegreycells 6

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:28

That's really sad!! Poor puppy :(

wyld3fyr3 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:32

okay, i don't believe this because i really don't wanna, cause i got a golden lab, so blocking out the fact that this could be true keeps me from being really depressed

Orual42 5

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:44

OP is in Texas, where it gets pretty hot sometimes (even in September). I once left my pet mouse on the back porch, in the shade....the sun moved and my mouse expired. :(

sasquatch81 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 22:10

he could be onto something here. in most parts of texas we have about 3 weeks of winter and the rest is summer.

sieera00 8

Saturday 16 July 2011 16:19

actually you're wrong the place I live which is in Texas it snowed two or three times and I live near Austin so it not just 3 weeks for me, maybe for you

sarah_berah 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:44

Oh my. Either some one is super twisted or that is one of the WORST FML's I've ever read. Poor puppy.

aback 4

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:47

Invite her over for stir-fry.

sheheartsthings 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:48

It sucks that it is eyes were closed.

DorkusD 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 19:57

"It sucks that it is eyes were closed" REEAALLY? THAT'S what you got out of the story??? Wow. WOOWWW.

WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:50

barlessprison 16

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:58

What did she use to cover the basket?! Cling wrap??? Or was it some kind of ****** up metaphor she was using to say that your relationship is now dead/over? FYL.