Miscellaneous: Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant....

By Hungryman - 15/01/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I ordered a Diet Coke with my meal from a fast food restaurant. Turns out, they didn't give me diet. My blood sugar spiked and I was sick for hours later. I'm a diabetic. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2021 23:01

Today, while on a date, I accidentally ordered "diet water" instead of saying "diet coke". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

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By J - 11/02/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 19:10 - United States - Findlay

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a Diet Coke?" FML

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By goldendarkness - 09/07/2016 01:34

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to stop by a drive-thru on the way to his place. I asked him to order a Coke for me, at which point he asked if I wanted to make it a Diet Coke. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 17:24

Today, my manager gave me hell for leaving the restaurant early yesterday. Guilty as charged, but only because I was rushed to the hospital after going into diabetic shock. This assmunch is convinced that I either faked it all to get off work early, or that I'd been eating our own stock. FML

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By Casey - 11/06/2009 12:59 - France

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, and the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle and hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 20:00 - Luxembourg

Today, due to increasing frequency and severity of hypoglycemic symptoms, I went to the doctor. Apparently, the pill may have given me a rare form of temporary diabetes. She wants me to be a case study for the next 12 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML

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By Sam - 24/06/2011 04:46 - Canada

Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML

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Sarcastic_Lady 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 1:51

Couldn't you taste the difference?

Ommis 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 1:51

go spike their drinks with insulin.

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EpicDiabetic 0

Monday 5 March 2012 4:20

Units are the way of measuring insulin in the us and 100 units is 1 ml so I think he got confused.

momoslife 3

Monday 5 March 2012 14:59

You shouldn't drink either of them then you idiot.. Diet doesn't make it healthy.

d12a 0

Saturday 28 April 2012 0:48

I'm diabetic too, and that happened more than once to me.

acdance08 6

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:38

Order water then better safe then sorry Plus its heather

pieman1234 4

Saturday 8 September 2012 15:23

Sue them and make some money

UltimateGIRness 16

Wednesday 3 October 2012 0:47

I feel your pain OP happened to me to

nateo365 9

Thursday 6 December 2012 16:36

I know the feel brah.*pats back sympathetically*

daytoday21 10

Tuesday 25 December 2012 20:37

You can't tell the difference? That sucks, but c'mon, you should have noticed.

killa_abs 2

Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:17

sue 'em...

ThatOneTimeLord 25

Thursday 8 August 2013 8:35

Was it McDonalds by any chance

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