Health: Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs....

By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

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By Ugh - 13/12/2016 14:39

Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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By Eli - 20/09/2011 00:21 - Canada

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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By An. - 11/01/2021 15:01 - United States - Denver

Today, after a really bad day, I just wanted to order DoorDash. When my food came, I saw my burger had tomatoes in it, despite requesting no tomatoes. I’m deathly allergic. FML

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By those_allergies - 12/05/2013 05:20 - United States - Bend

Today, I was eating a mystery flavored candy and I had an allergic reaction. Not only did I have to go to the hospital because my throat swelled up, but I still don't know what I'm allergic to. FML

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By JTinNJ - 27/08/2016 11:57 - United States - Parsippany

Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML

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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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By Hellohaileyexoh - 27/08/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went to get food. I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and all of a sudden it got hard to breathe. I realized it was a blueberry muffin, and I'm deathly allergic to blueberries. I looked at my friend, and she was laughing, saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

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bloosummers 6

Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:09

bet you weren't eggcited about the oranges

drayloon 50

Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:14

They only gave you a free orange for almost killing you? They may as well have given you an extra fortune cookie

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erawesome 5

Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:41

Stinks that they almost caused you to die. However it's not like they could have know about the Orange unless you told them beforehand

anonpbc 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 11:57

I'm sorry you had a reaction, but speaking from experience it might be wise to avoid eating certain restaunts you know are likely to have contaminates. I have shellfish allergies (anaphylactic shock reaction) and have learned its easier to avoid chinese restaunts all together, than to try to risk it, never fails something has been cross contaminated, especially. in small family run businesses.

BlondePsycho 43

Tuesday 24 February 2015 14:20

Chinese places really are the worst if you have allergies, they tend to cook alot of the same things in the same pan or oil and they dont take substitutions well.

IceMan11 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:10

Is that why it tastes all the same?

laden_swallow09 34

Wednesday 25 February 2015 0:31

Sure, 40, if you go to crappy Chinese buffet restaurants all the time.

bsums203 13

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:24

I believe this fml is made up. I heard this story before on ifunny.

iti_fml 12

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:29

I feel sorry for you.... eggs are delicious...

mrjack41 10

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:36

Sound like you're alergic to a lot of stuff.

brittaaany_93 38

Tuesday 24 February 2015 15:11

Yes, you're correct. OP stated two things she's allergic to, that really is a lot.

LeBandit 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:42

oh sorry we almost killed you take and orange and potentially die again

ladyLALAA 28

Tuesday 24 February 2015 12:43

I read this and all I could think is who gives someone an orange in that situation?!

player20270 32

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:21

I get you, OP. I'm allergic to gluten, and find it very difficult to eat at regular restaurants. As many people suggested, I often make my own food at home. Problem is, when I'm going out with friends, I don't have many options and cannot make sure the restaurant will respect my limitations. I'm glad you had your medication in hands.

GamerPerson 19

Tuesday 24 February 2015 13:26

Ok, here's the thing: Most Asian restaurants I've attended use eggs and different citrus fruits, why don't you make your own with less of the risk? You know what YOU'RE putting in you food, after all.