By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 760
You deserved it 5 882

Same thing different taste

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drayloon 50

They only gave you a free orange for almost killing you? They may as well have given you an extra fortune cookie

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gregjohnson298 8
andro6657 10

Dude I feel your pain, I mean damn, I can eat anything and be perfectly fine. Don't that just suck donkey balls. Nah but seriously that's messed the hell up homie. You may want to avoid that place like your life depended on it from now on, apparently the whole staff is freaking retarded!

I was with you… right up until the very last sentence. Because one person didn't get the memo or got lost in translation to leave out any eggs, that means everyone there suffers from diminished mental capacity? Sure. You go with that.

TheGatekeeper43 8

Don't go out to eat if you're gonna have so many problems Nothing Better then home cooking

I thought I was the only one allergic to eggs in twenty years I've never met another I feel your pain op

Throw that orange back at em! You get free spring roll!

before ordering, maybe you should do some research. they don't make their food as you order it. it's pre made usually and then heated or they do a ''final cook''. You can't order fried rice and expect no egg. chinese food almost always has egg in it unless you are ordering something that it's just meat.

They may have made the mistake if English was their second language? My spouse has multiple allergies too so I definitely have sympathy for what you went through. You were smart to keep allergy medication on hand in case of screw-up. I would just have my revenge with an online review of the restaurant. That's how I usually get my revenge for poor customer service.

So you're that kind of asshole. It's one thing to complain when costumer service is always bad at a particular place but if it's normally not bad then why be a bitch about it. If you complain online about costumer service that much then you're probably the problem.

Did they know you were also allergic to oranges?

fallen_dragonkin 12

ydi, if you suffer from so many allergies, cook your own food.