By nomfuck - 09/09/2014 15:53 - United States - Fremont

Today, I overcame my debilitating seasickness long enough to have a shower and take a breath of fresh air on the cruise ship balcony. Then as a reward, a passing seagull shat on my head. FML
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faithhaylee 11

Why did you go on a cruise if you have debilitating seasickness?

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Aquila_Umbrae 26

Maybe the OP didn't know they had seasickness until they were on the cruise.

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worldclassrager 39

Well you overcame your sea sickness...good for you OP

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Khaleesi_26 30

Don't you just love over-coming hardship!

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captainsmegma 12

I think you should head for the buffet. Go ahead gorge yourself on all That great food. If it comes back up they have another one at midnight.

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Frankie1234 9

Why go on a cruise if you know you suffer with seasickness so bad? That was garunteed to go wrong

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alicat13 12

A bird ******** on you is good luck :-)

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momac86 17

Ha! And that is why I hate birds

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otumboo 10

hey what can you do? birds will be birds

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calbiasso 12

Things of concern: the air isn't very fresh out at sea, there is much less oxygen so far from land and what is a seagull doing so far out? They only hang on coastal areas.

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KayleeFrye 39

Um, actually, the majority of the earth's oxygen comes from algae, which is primarily found in the ocean.

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