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By effedfosh - 07/04/2009 04:53 - Canada

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 605

You deserved it 8 832

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 380

You deserved it 892

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 478

You deserved it 211

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 697

You deserved it 4 035

Jonah begs to differ

By JOTA - 07/10/2020 04:02 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 204

You deserved it 371

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 942

You deserved it 3 266

Foreshadowing

By anon - 31/10/2022 10:00

Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 771

You deserved it 133

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 787

You deserved it 7 338

By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 500

You deserved it 5 092

By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 558

You deserved it 4 520

Thruple

By Secret girl - 06/11/2021 10:01 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 005

You deserved it 158

briedis 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:14

If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?

shananigans 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:29

Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...

Comments

Samilla 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:54

Well.. If you think that your life is ****** because people say stuff about your girlfriend.. You should dump her.. She deserves way better than you!!

XxjoshcowlesxX 3

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:39

U are a terrible person

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:28

Did she hear them?

tatertot8284 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:29

What shallow ass holes. Props to you for keeping your cool because I would have probably beat the hell out of anyone who I heard talking about someone like that.

shananigans 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:29

kAhlie 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 18:00

I agree 14!

shani__ 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:35

# 14 I agree! Kind of.. Sometimes yes .. Sometimes no ..

JVonDahl 9

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:46

Aww, that's mean... If someone said that about me with my boyfriend around...he would have freaked. Either way...I don't see a problem if you like her the way she is. Those people were just assholes.

Vren 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:08

Seriously, I hope you turned around and said "Hell, yeah, she's a chick, and she's a better woman than either of you will ever be!"

itsTiffany 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:30

Their opinions don't mean a damn thing, it's yours. If you like her, then **** what anyone else has to say.

countrygal926 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 15:38

#18 Why would he confirm that she's a chick? They were trash talking two different people, one guy and this persons GIRLfriend, who is apparently a beast.