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By effedfosh - 07/04/2009 04:53 - Canada

Today, I overheard a couple talking behind me. She said, "You wanna know what's really scary?" He said, "the size of that guy? Yeah he's huge", to which she replied, "no, the scary thing is that's a chick." They weren't talking about me, but they sure were talking about my girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 832

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By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 892

Fight!

By Anonymous - 03/10/2019 06:00

Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML

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You deserved it 211

By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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You deserved it 4 035

Jonah begs to differ

By JOTA - 07/10/2020 04:02 - New Zealand

Today, my girlfriend told me she was worried about being eaten by a whale while out kayaking on our holiday tour. I told her that she was way larger than whale food, and that it wouldn’t be interested in her. Now she is accusing me of trying to tell her "nicely" that she's fat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 204

You deserved it 371

By ellarose - 10/04/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML

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You deserved it 3 266

Foreshadowing

By anon - 31/10/2022 10:00

Today, I overheard my girlfriend talking to her friends, saying the most attractive guys are tall and dark-skinned. I'm about average height and pale. Uh-oh. FML

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You deserved it 133

Lil' cutie

By pitytitty - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML

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You deserved it 7 338

By SE011194 - 24/05/2014 06:14 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend told me that the girl he really likes sees me as a threat. FML

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You deserved it 5 092

By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 520

Thruple

By Secret girl - 06/11/2021 10:01 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, it was insinuated that my only other female co-worker is seeing the guy I'm seeing. He bashes her all the time to me, too. Now, I wonder what he says about me, to her. FML

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You deserved it 158

briedis 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:14

If you like her the way she is, what's the problem?

shananigans 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 14:29

Is it just me, or does anyone else REALLY wish people could post pictures with their FML submissions, because every time I see one of these "I was mistaken for someone of the opposite gender" I get really curious about what the person actually looks like...

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oh_thatsucks 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:14

aww that's just wrong. you obviously care about her no matter what. you shoulda punched the assholes out.

Silhouette_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:28

Ouch... though if that comment really offended you, you probably saw that there was some truth to it. If that's the case, either get a more attractive woman, or learn to accepts the one you're with for how she looks, and not get bothered by comments like this.

ilovehimalways09 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:36

aww, thats sadd. poor girl:(

Komatose 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:44

#45 (fenner) You need a forced vasectomy. And if fat people stopped *******, how the hell would you get laid? I voted both FYL and YDI. It was totally bogus of them, but you deserved it for not sticking up for your girlfriend.

summertimeblues 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:02

who cares, if she's got a good heart then i say you're luckier then the rest of us!

Hugeness 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 23:23

YDI.. if you're going to date a women who is prone to those comments you better be able to stick up for her. That's what you get for dating fat chicks man.

Crummie 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 0:21

I dated a fat girl once. BIG mistake (no pun intended).

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:15

if u like her, forget what they were saying

hnx3 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:51

you shoulda popped him

nuga 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 1:59

Dude why is (mostly) everyone commenting on this one such a shallow asshole? If he likes his girlfriend, that's what counts; not the opinion of some other shallow pieces of shit. And who the heck would say that where the person they were talking about could hear them anyway?