Kids: Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/03/2011 22:28 - United States

Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

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By EatYourGreens - 21/08/2021 06:01 - Australia - Augustine Heights

Today, my four year-old very loudly asked me if the little person she saw at the shops was like that because he didn't eat his vegetables. He definitely heard. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By cganon - 21/09/2010 12:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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By Ksweety_fml - 01/08/2019 02:00

Today, somebody in a store was talking about a girl who had a snake, and while I was walking out the store, an old lady asked me if I was the girl with the snake. I said no, to which she replied, "Oh, because you look like someone who would." FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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By n/a - 25/11/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a children's play centre, and my stomach was twisting and turning. Thinking no one was around, I let out a small fart, only to turn and see a little girl running to her mom, yelling, "Mommy! Mommy! That lady just farted and it sounded like daddy!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 18:10 - United States - Miami

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

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By Big bootay - 28/01/2019 16:00

Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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ViolentBears 0

Friday 11 March 2011 1:12

Were you pretending to be an eggplant? I don't think your disguise was good enough cause she didn't fall for it.

dmndrby789 0

Friday 11 March 2011 1:13

kids say the darnest things lol

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CaseyMarie911 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:09

Don't take it too hard, kids can be rudd

Ronan_k 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:13

Man some kids are just brats. I hope the parents corrected them.

mask724 7

Friday 11 March 2011 10:30

yea, the parent should have said it's Barney!

momma_jess20 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:16

yikes....

maddiester 5

Friday 11 March 2011 5:31

chances are everyone'll think even worse about you.

lil_ray_ray11232 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:33

lol. :(

maddiester 5

Friday 11 March 2011 5:33

woops sorry I accidentally submitted early , what I wanted to say was ; chances are everyone'll think the worse of you. they won't tell you ofcourse, but kids these days say what they think and blow everyones spot lol. but it's okay op. it's just a kid.

Waxahachie123 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:36

im sorry

BAMF18 0

Friday 11 March 2011 5:44

two things here get to me. 1. the little girl said "eggplant", not grape. 2. the lady in purple, was shaped more like an eggplant. not a grape. yes i know grapes are the same shade purple as eggplants. but to a small child,purple is purple

philip96792 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:05

shoulda told da ho put a mussel on that dumb dog

sgtrobswifey 0

Friday 11 March 2011 15:08

muzzle??

BottledPanda 0

Friday 11 March 2011 6:09

No no no. Op is just a purple people eatter!

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