By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML
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mack_the_knife 3

There is a reason why you're with your boyfriend, and not with his fiend.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Maybe he loves deli meat...

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mr994 7

Looks like you picked the right guy! Especially out of the two of them.

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KiddNYC1O 20

The friend's tone makes me think they have spoken negatively about you before.

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NurseAbi 10

Your boyf's friend is a dick. Your boyfriend called you beautiful, that's the most important thing!

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laden_swallow09 34

Then your beau punched a couple of his teeth out, right?

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CatPupsRule 0

And what's wrong with deli meat, pray tell???!!!

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KiwiExchange 16

At least the smell is fixable... Plus not everyone is perfect!

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FYL63 1

Your name is sausagefingers and smell like deli meat. I think I see a connection

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