By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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Quinton1992 0

Means going down on another girl.. But at 14 they shouldn't know that,I'm 19 I didn't even know, I'm sure I'm not the only person...

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andrewsgirl2010 7

Im 21 and didnt know...

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Irrelevant14 5

It means to give oral to a woman which hasn't shaved

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natebart88 0

i thought it wss diving into a pool of ear muffs? :/

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Acameron24 0

Shouldnt that be a guy thing ?

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RC_lovers022211 0

At least you don't have to worry about her getting knocked up.

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sportsfreak81 0

Wow kids grow up too fast!

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HooHooHa 6

I'm 12 and how do you eat a pussy? Do you cut it off or something?

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razorz_edge22 0

What is muff driving lol

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iceblue_fml 0

"its10 o'clock. Do you know WTF your kid is doing????" parents should pay more attention to their kids rather than letting tv and the Internet do it!!!!

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