By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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LakynBoBacon 0

There's also a drink called a "muff dive" seeing as how all the younger kids are doing that. They could hve just been talking about that!

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adriiliciious 2

There's nothing wrong with her being gay. But if she's just being a follower and acting like she is. Just because it's "cool". Then there is something wrong with that. She's a stupid little girl, who is going through that "phase stage".

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christina201288 6

If your 14 year old daughter is gay, you should probably talk to her about her feelings regarding it, instead of posting shit on the internet.

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SeemsToFail 0

Urban dictionary is so usefull, but ya u should parent better

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courk94 6

Guess its time u hook ur daughter up with a leather jacket & a tongue bar !

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NEVERENUFF1 0

You know they say about MUFF DIVING " A GGOD MUFF DIVER IS A PROUD MUFF DIVER "

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griffin1617 3

At least she won't get pregnant, consider encouraging her until she moves out lol

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goofff 0

Okay seriously people? Muff diving is not just going down on a chick it is also when a martini glass is filled with whipped cream and a shot glass is placed in the middle and covered with more whipped cream. Someone has to get the shot out and swallow it only using there mouth...

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