By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 832
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Same thing different taste

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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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to all of the people who don't know what "muffstangs diving" is, please delve your account and enter puberty before rejoining.

Keliosan 6

Sorry, some people have better things to do than get in on every disgusting stupid conversation when they're growing up. Not everyone had the luxury if being a douche(like you) or being douche adjacent(like me).

Keliosan 6

Did she get it with her best friend...? If so I don't think they're just friends anymore...

KatieKayy15 0

they can still be just friends...I know people who are bestfriends and have guy fiancés and they've done similar things with each other . just saying !!

"no dives too tough when you dive for muff"

Kg317 18

Well at least she won't get pregnant

ryansfyl 0