Intimacy: Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the...

By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 08:02

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By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML

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Tuesday 21 February 2012 3:52

Lezbehonest you raised her well

alexicanaaa 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 1:50

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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ozone123 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:49

Chill

cjrand 7

Tuesday 21 February 2012 21:50

It still sucks, but look at the bright side: atleast she can't get pregnant from that.

cd4evr 0

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:21

ya wat is that?...

CharliesCool2084 8

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:32

Well in England muff is another word for ******...

sarai_rebecca 2

Tuesday 21 February 2012 22:44

I think its ****** up thatd u put that on here thats a family issue dont make it public if shes a lesbain u should except her and love her yeah shes 14 but insted of puttin it on here u should talk to her about it and make sure she even knows what that is

aLeXaNdRaAMW 2

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:05

I don't see how this can't be your fault. You are the parent right?

wallandpiece 16

Wednesday 22 February 2012 0:06

Sorry, where did I express my fantasies of watching 14 year olds have sex? Or was that part just in your head? Just because I implied that something shouldn't be frowned upon by society, doesn't mean I have a fetish for the subject in question. This is exactly how Nazi Germany started. I could just as easily jump to conclusions about you.