By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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aclovesch 0

Well u should talk to her about it if she's sexually active that young. But at least she can't get pregnant. Might be she is trying to figure herself out I'd talk to her

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onorexveritas 23

people need ti chill the **** out. yeah there are kids getting all sexual at way tounger ages than before. times change people. besides, id rather have my daughter having lesbian sex at a young age than regular sex. they're young and horny. so. the ****. what.

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ChristyBVB 8

You kinda made my day... xD lol

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gonad_gobbler 1

so jealous, I only have my muff diving learner's permit, I'll get my license if I pass my muff diving test next week.

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Yupstheword 0

so ur daughter got her ****** ate out of... ok u got a full plate

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Burning65 5

Wow it's eating someone out for *** sake

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