By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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Same thing different taste

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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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MissKrissy 5

WOW that's kinda young for that...but they are still teens and that's experimentation time these days.

You'd be surprised about what high-schoolers do these days.

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

I'm sorry for my adolescent inadequant knowledge of certain sexual terms... but what is snorkeling?

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

I'm really sorry, but I am really curious.

I'm guessing they're referring to the act of using a tube to breath air while using goggles to look underwater allowing you to submerge your face without suffocating. I could be wrong though.

creedaddict 9
Wicked361 8

Since it's girl on girl it's more of a VJ... If you know what I mean.

bizarre_ftw 21

78 not to be rude..but your picture makes your comment 120% funnier :)

Be happy she can't get pregnant from that

Unless her friend had a mouthful of **** at the time.

Huh? That doesn't even make sense. The daughter would get pregnant if her friend went down on her with a mouthful of ****.

Inciter 33

Just look on the bright side. She wasn't talking about sleeping with a guy, so you don't have to worry about pregnancy just yet.

I think std's are more to worry about pregnancy.

xxCandyKissxx 1

14 isn't that young guys!! I've somethings just like that (no specifics) it's not that surprising!! Geezus :/

xxCandyKissxx 1
marpay 11

Go back to school and save sex for when you are old enough to get a job.

xxCandyKissxx 1

I have a feeling you all did things like that when you were my age too though

hotPinklipstick 24

I'm sorry but 14 is too young, when I was 14 I wasn't trying to get laid. I was playing sports and acting like the child I was. 14 year olds shouldn't be "muff diving" or any of that crap. I didn't have sex for the first time until a few days before my 18th birthday with a guy I had been with for over a year. This sex crazed generation really worries me. Now days it's normal to get pregnant by the age of 16 and on one believes in waiting anymore.

CaptainPickles72 18

I've said it many times before, and I'll say it again. I hate my generation. Show some damn class. If you're already gonna start ******* around, at least not advertise to everyone or you'll be called a ***** like you already have.

CandyKiss - you're in the 8th grade for cryin' out loud! Don't assume anyone did anything like you're doing. There are words for girls like you...

xxCandyKissxx 1

Um excuse me docbastard if your saying I'm a ***** you should think twice cuz most of the girls at my schools aren't virgins, I am.

Just because other girls aren't virgins and you are doesn't mean you're not still doing something too soon for your age. ***** might be too strong a word but you really are too young for stuff like this.

marpay 11

Candy kiss. Your feeling on me is wrong. When I was 14 I was to shy to even talk to my crush let alone preform sexual favors for them or anyone else. Stop listening to your hormones and wait, it's not something you should rush into. Ps oral sex is still sex. It doesn't matter if your hymen is intact. You should get off your "virgin" high horse.

To each their own. I was 14 when I first had sex. I am still with the guy and I'm 16. Some people it's too young. To others it's right. So you don't know what you're talking about.

135- you just said in another comment that you were gay... Where'd the guy come from?

14?!?? Oh my god, I was just starting to think of guys as cute. And no I didn't do a damn thing sexual at 14. Please sweetheart refrain from anything sexual until you're old enough and mature enough to handle all aspects of the act not just physically. Show some respect for yourself. Sex wasn't meant for young teens.

"Sex wasn't meant for young teens." Uhh..... yeah it was, that's what puberty's all about. But if you mean sex for fun rather than sex for breeding then you've got a point.

forestfrost 4

Well 192 I'm sure you don't want to go into it, but you are kind of wrong. There's a thing that people these days don't care to read called the bible. Check into it sometimes and maybe you can better yourself as a person

CaptainPickles72 18

Oh no, someone brought religion into it. All hell is gonna break loose! Stop shoving your beliefs down peoples throat buddy. Though I agree with you about the guy being wrong... just stop.

206, do you think that you yourself would consider buddhism, satanism, or any other religion or belief while they abide by the technique of "I'm right and your wrong"..? >Logical atheist after 16 years of strict, purposeless, christianity taught to by uneducated idiots who don't know anything other than their own way as if they were children.

If you are not old enough to take care of a child or your self you are not old enough to possibly make one. Be classy and don't put your shit on the Internet, it will haunt you.

xxCandyKissxx 1

Geezus! I was just saying...sorry :/

MissHayleyJames 7

Candy, I think a few of my brain cells died from reading your comments. Keep your legs closed child. You may think its all fun and games now but you'll regret it later. Trust me. I regret losing my virginity at 15. I wish I'd been smart and waited. Just trust us. Don't have sex, stay in school and learn something, and try to grow up to be a productive member of society.

I'm 17 and I haven't even had my first kiss, by choice. So no, we are not all ***** when we are teenagers.

307- no one said anything even remotely close to all teenagers being *****

Shrike yes of course I meant for breeding, because THATS what this conversation is about.

Then you're wrong. Puberty usually hits around 13 or 14, it's when sexual desires start and all that stuff. So evolutionarily, as long as puberty's started, there is no "too young". Thumb it down all you like but it's the truth. Good thing we've come a long way as a species, so breeding at that age is unnecessary and discouraged, which you seem to disagree with.

14 is a CHILD. keep your legs closed, god damn it.

Battle765 4

This is a horrible day for any father. At least it wasn't a tube steak dinner joke I guess.

Well now that you KNOW she's sexually active you should talk to her about it. And make sure she understands the importance of safe sex with women and men alike. Open communication is the number one way to educate on how to prevent STD's and early teen pregnancies

marpay 11

Dental dams, latex gloves, condoms (for toys). Just basic std awareness and prevention talk. Being a lesbian doesn't mean that you won't ever get a std. You are responsible for keeping std free. Don't depend on partners.

marpay 11

Actually I've used those exact things when having sex with women. My partners where always happy I was prepared. It's like condoms for straight sex. You don't stop using them till you've both been tested and cleared. Maybe I'm over safe but I would rather not die from aids or get any other std for that matter. Being gay doesn't mean you don't take precautions. It just means useing different ones.

143- I totally agree. She probably has every STD you can think of.

I'm bisexual and I've never had stds. I guess I just don't have sex with random strangers. But the people I have sex with always get tested before I do anything.

178 you can get a std from some one you've known for years. Std's can lie dormant and spring back up when ever they want. It's smart to be safe whether you are strait bi or gay. It's not getting "real" it's being ******* smart and responsible.

Good thing I'm engaged and don't worry about that anymore. We've both been tested and I don't foresee either of us cheating therefore if an std just springs up, then I guess what's his is mine and vice versa. Regardless, when something lies dormant it just doesn't show symptoms. It'll still show up when you test for it.

Explain all the false negatives for HIV aids and herpes?

I'm not just going to break up with my fiancé if he has an std. And I'm definitely not going to use condoms for the rest of our lives. And we've both been tested multiple times. And both of us have always used protection with other partners so unless we were born with it which we'd already know, I'm not worried. Other people can be but I don't need to be.

Actually a lot of people do that, because not everyone wants to get pregnant or have an STD that can be potentially dangerous and leave you infertile. Idiot.

Because only random people get std's??? My best friend slept with two people. Her boyfriend of 3 years and then her husband. And she now has herpes. Both men claimed to be clean. My point, not only random, dirty or slutty people carry std's. Be glad you have nothing yet...