By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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JukeboxValkyrie 19

I would be slightly concerned and promptly contact the friends parents. They're a bit too young for that.

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lubu8ju 3

Wow they do start young!;)

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Foxy_On_Fire 21

Hate to break it to you but your daughter is a lesbian. Muff diving means to orally eat out a woman or pussy.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

and so begins the awkward encounter the next day :3

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Laughingstock 2

It's when you eat a hairy puss

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Devin91 20

I'm 20 and had to look that up, I feel so old -_-

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scars_souvenirs 0

I just meant I'm also 20 and had to look it up..

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samm779 0

You just made my life.

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