By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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melrose90210 10

You raised her well.

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makeyourmark 4

They could also be referring to a shot known as a muff dive. " Place a dollip of whipping cream in the bottom of a Large Martini glass. Carefully put the shooter full of alcohol on top of the dollip. Surround the shooter glass with whipping cream. Then drink the shot without using your hands."

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rattusrattus 18

... drinking four years under the legal limit is more worrying than sex, IMO. Fourteen may be a little young, but four years underage drinking is more likely to be damaging than two years underage (safe, consensual, desired) sex.* * Age of consent in UK is 16. Or to put it another way, two more years of *********** than Californians get.

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makeyourmark 4

I was drinking at 14 and lost my virginity at 14

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ilovefall10 21

God. They keep getting younger and younger! It almost makes me feel like a weirdo for being a virgin at 17. Well, at least she isn't having sex with some older dude. Though, that isn't saying much.

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fmlrocks25 0

Be a better parent gosh like how dose that happen ???????

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mmjluvi 1

Hahaha atleast yu won't have to worry bout her getting preggo

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rachel_potter 13

I think she's joking. When I was 14 I talked with my friends about jumping on boners and eating chicks out and I didn't lose my virginity until I was 18.

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