By Gavin - 20/02/2012 21:19 - United Kingdom

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Today, I overheard my fourteen year old daughter talking on the phone. Apparently, as of last night, she and her best friend have their "official licenses in muff diving". FML
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alexicanaaa 7

Going down on a girl, I'm assuming.

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pdxtrent 0

At least they're not sleeping with boys?

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groupleader 7

That is such a fun age....oh yeah, Giggity too!

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grace12898 0

Oh god, I'm assuming they did it to each other, and I wouldn't be able to look at my friend the same way ever again

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j_cat187 19

Muff diving does not sound remotely dirty.

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grace12898 0

Candy kiss- I'm in 7th grade and there is a couple in 8th grade that got pregnant, an nobody respects her or can act normal around him anymore, not to mention he moved a few weeks ago and she's on her own. It's too young and you are a little ***** for doing it and thinking its o.k.

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JayJayGrace 6

Its eating someone out... Trust me.. Its exactly the same as carpet eating, i have mine too.

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linkinpark98 23

"Does the carpet match the curtains?"

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BruisedGiraffe 15

I believe the saying is "does the carpet match the drapes," and I don't believe it's any of your business

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