Miscellaneous: Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually,...

By Bechara - 13/06/2011 09:11 - Pakistan

Today, I overheard my girlfriend telling her friend, "Actually, it's a good thing she died, she was quite a bitch." She was talking about my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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You deserved it 1 621

By Anonymous - 08/11/2015 06:15 - Canada - Gatineau

Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 003

You deserved it 2 127

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 210

By DaoOfPow - 23/05/2015 07:51 - United States - Danbury

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

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You deserved it 3 230

By derbyboy - 19/10/2011 05:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I misheard a customer telling me a story. To be polite, I did a slight laugh and nodded my head. She actually told me her mum had died. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 147

You deserved it 22 098

By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 158

You deserved it 1 320

By schellbytheseashore - 21/02/2009 07:30 - United States

Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 175

You deserved it 13 394

By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 572

You deserved it 49 049

By RIP - 15/07/2012 05:02 - United States

Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML

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You deserved it 28 445

By HF44 - 29/07/2015 17:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

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rabiesss 0

Monday 13 June 2011 15:56

messed up :/

Marzee 14

Monday 13 June 2011 15:57

FYL. I hope she is now ur ex-girlfriend.

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mousepad41 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 5:45

sorry for your loss :(

mlopez0718 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:18

wow..you found a keeper huh? -____-

nadhirah 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 7:46

u should obviously get a new girl. she has no respect at all for ur mum

DEADMANWALKING13 1

Wednesday 15 June 2011 16:38

that's so rude

wildgirl1326 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:51

wow who would say that....dump the bitch

sblhaine 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:55

what a bitch! I feel for you man

BadSuerte 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:12

That's messed up.

burnninpassion 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 6:15

whata Bitch.

alisanicole 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:20

congratulations yewr with a cold heartless bitch c:

omar4592 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 7:22

YDI for being nosy!

metalhead5564 0

Monday 20 June 2011 11:29

She could have just been walking past and the bitch didn't see her...

metalhead5564 0

Monday 20 June 2011 11:31

*He and him

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Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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You deserved it 85 556

Today, I was being driven to get my wisdom teeth removed and I was panicking all the way there. When we got to the office, I was told that I'd been brought in on the wrong day, and that I have to do this all over again tomorrow. FML

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Today, my college professor handed every student a note card and told us to rate his looks from 1 to 5. Is this what I pay $20,000 a year for? FML

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Today, at the beach, a seagull conveyed its opinion of my cigarette by taking a dump on it, putting it out. Seems they have anti-tobacco sniper seagulls now. FML

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You deserved it 13 135

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML

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You deserved it 1 096

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