By nokitchenforme - 03/12/2010 05:18 - Canada

Today, I overheard my mother telling a friend she got me oven mitts for Christmas. I got her two cruise tickets. I hate to cook. Which she knows. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 435
You deserved it 3 166

Same thing different taste

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Get her a cheap gift, and go on the cruise yourself. But first be sure to return the oven mitts she gives you for some tip money on the cruise. Then send her photos of your nice, relaxing vacation.

Wow. Return the tickets and get her a shitty gift too!

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That's what you get for celebrating a pagan holiday!!

chevelle0413 0

use the tickets for yourself and a friend!

-62 I totally agree with u hahahha my bf said he'd re wrap the oven mitts give them back!

Christmas hasn't been about only "giving" and not caring if you recieve anything in return for a long time. All the greed and deception comes out in people. It's sickening.

Also, I would still give her the tickets but make sure you give them to her first, preferably in front of people. Getting someone a gift like that then them having to give you their thoughtless gift would be extremely embarassing, and in turn make them look like an idiot.

She also gave you life and let you keep it. Stop being so selfish. Giving isn't about getting something in return.

stinkmeaner 3

keep the tickets n get that bish a blow up sheep. That'll teach her hahahaha

just because you hate to cook doesn't mean you don't need oven mitts! do you make tons if money and she makes nothing? would she feel bad? did you agree to a limit then blow it anyway? cruise tickets are NOT cheap!

maybe it's a sign that's tired of doing all the cooking when u get together