By Sam - 27/02/2011 21:42 - United States

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Today, I overheard my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight. There is over three and a half feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come. FML
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kingtz 6

At least you can rest assured knowing that no more siblings will result from this... Just don't look your mom in the eye when she's walking funny tomorrow.

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SarahStarzz 0

yo there Is something called headphones ?

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perdix 29

Don't worry when your mom's receiviñg -- you women were designed to have things shoved into your orifices. I worry for your dad. If Mom uses an overly-ambitious strap-on, his howls of pain will haunt you until your death. You might want to start shoveling.

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kingtz 6

His howls of pleasure will be even worse...

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henrygondorff 2

You all just pi$$ me off. I am a grandfather, and grandma and I do all if the weird things that some of you get to do, only better from 30 years of experience, plus probably lots more often. If it fs your life to know that, you deserve it.

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ktdad07 0

You da man, old man. I hope my wife and I are still ******* like crazy when we're grandparents.

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NotBree 0

That's great, but I don't particularly enjoy hearing my parents have sex; nor do I appreciate when they talk about it where I can hear. I'm sure every teenager feels the same. Share your old-people sex comments somewhere else. OP, FYL. I know *exactly* how you feel.

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attatood 8

Oh grow up and stop whining #45. Fact: Older people have sex. You wouldn't be here if that didn't happen. you think older people like watching the young ones walking around with their pants around their knees or dressed like a *****? Tit for tat... suck it up princess. It's life.

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ImanAzol 4

#45: Your mom swallows, after she gargles.

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rawr9able 4

You sir are my hero, I can understand how it could gross someone out but really it's not as bad as people make it out to be."oh ew grandpa ****** grandma!" So? I figure if you can keep it up and still do it go on at it like rabbits plus if they didn't have sex they wouldnt be alive due to said parents not being born. But then again it's hard to gross me out due to my tastes and overall having a dark/perverted sense of humor. 0.o OP grow a pair and just deal with it instead of complaining. It's not that big of a deal. Remember, no one said you had to easedrop on their conversations you brought the images upon yourself.

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NotBree 0

I don't dress like a *****, nor are my pants around my ankles. I have decency. Decency includes not sharing with everyone on the internet that you have sex with your wife. Telling people to grow up for not wanting to hear their parents having sex is ridiculous. And, whether my mum swallows and gargl

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

Gross. I would tell them specifically not to anally copulate that night.

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jbtheone_fml 5

hey look on the bright side, at least you won't have another brother or sister.

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thatonename 7

your picture is purely evil... hilarious, but pure evil. lol

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purple_sarah88 0

Wait, wouldn't talking about anal with your parents be even more awkward than overhearing them talk about it?

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SirRager 9

Grampa, if you really do anal, why in God's name did you censor the word "piss"?

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mountneer 0

where do you live, and do they have a window in their room?

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Zacharydoud2011 0

Because the word "anal" isn't considered a swear word like "piss" usually is. Unless you're a bashful 12 year old.

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