Transportation: Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I...

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:52 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street to go to the gym. When I came back my car was blocked by a parade of people. I turned to a shop worker smoking a cigarette and said "Jesus! What the hell is going on?" I got many strange looks. It was a Good Friday parade lead by a local church. FML

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By karl - 10/01/2009 06:50 - Ireland

Today, we were out smoking a bit of spliff just walking around. We saw a place to sit down in this little car park we were walking past. The cops came over and busted us. Turns out we were in the main car park for the cop shop. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2022 22:00

Today, my friend and I were driving to work, when she asked me to stop at the gas station. Ten minutes later, I see this woman come out, my friend right behind her. The woman spotted me, an intense look in her eyes. She marched over, threw a paper at me, and screamed, "Jesus died for our sins!" She then stormed off. I'm a crazy magnet. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I thought I'd found the perfect parking spot at work for once. Turns out, it was actually perfect for the parade that was scheduled for later in the day. My car got towed to make way for marching bands and floats. FML

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By moonbears - 22/10/2015 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2023 20:00

Today, I tried to parallel park in front of a crowd. After several failed attempts, someone shouted from a window above, "Nice 23-point turn, dumbass!" I was practicing on an empty street. FML

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By ohman - 17/07/2009 17:29 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 13:04

Awesome. Also, can we seriously knock that "FIRST!!!OMG I"M AWESOME CAUSE I CHECK WEBSITES SO OFTEN I CAN COMMENT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE LOOK HOW COOL I AM HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA" crap out? Or can FML just delete those comments? I know other sites just go through and delete stupid "FIRST" comments. Even if you say something else after you're a total douche. We can see that you're first. You're not cool. Go outside.

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Sunday 12 April 2009 13:00

I will never understand why people go to parades. If it wasn't for the candy when I was younger I would have shot myself. Hopefully they let you out.

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lololol_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:42

#18, #8 here, I WAS JOKING, you really shouldn't let people who say 'First' annoy you so much

theannoyingone 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:45

#18, how does someone getting a tad excited about being first on a popular site make them a "tool"? I think you're exaggerating a little bit. Don't ruin the fun for other people just because you're a little bugged. And YDI, that was hilarious though.

andyouwerelikeno 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 14:53

A whole FML of over-reaction here, not only the creator, but the OMGFIRST, people saying "you look silly posting first", the people reacting to those people yadayada... If they get in first, what's the big deal? It's not like there's a prize/recognition/respect/cake or anything at all really... hmm. Anyway, YDI.

hhgregg 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:05

What's funny is that it's Easter today.

youaresofucked 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:08

Pfffft! Wanker ...

deliciouskaek 1

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:11

Can't say as you deserved that one. If you don't celebrate good Friday, you might not be aware that some churches parade in the street for it. I was raised Baptist (though I'm not now), and I've never seen that before either. But yeah, that was a bit awkward.

diana491141 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:13

Perfect! Props! I just would've laughed. I had a nun in my line at the grocery store I work at and I said "Oh my god" and the girl who was next in line, who I know, was like... "Dude... good job..."

tiltwrestler 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:17

Working out is important... but then again, so is good Friday. Oh well, that's what I love about America! You have the right to be whatever you want- be it christian, muslim, jewish, buddhist, hindu, pagan, darwinist, environmentalist (yes ppl act like its a religion w/ global warming), or simply atheist. And no matter what one you choose, there are always going to be a**holes and evangelicals who say stuff to you about what you believe or don't believe... but as long as we Americans don't enact any laws regarding religion, we will always have the right to BELIEVE and PRAY (or not pray) to whatever we want! To everybody who hates america and says we don't give good freedom of speech, why don't you go check out a country in the middle east, africa, or china... eh? You announce the wrong religion there (or A RELIGION in china), and you're likely to end up dead!

ammali 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 15:41

#29 is true... at least we do have freedom to do those things here! Though I wish someone would tell me why it's cool to bash the christians but not any other religion, what makes them special?