Working out and then smoking, eh?

#41, did you read it? "But the quarrel most americans have with a truly atheist president is that they aren't ***statistically**** as moral and good as religious people are- simply because religious people have a strict moral code they are obligated to adhere to!" The implication is that there is some statistic of poorer behaviour among atheists. Where can this be found? “When I was a kid, I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord, in his wisdom, didn't work that way. So I just stole one and asked him to forgive me.” Emo Philips

I have only heard statistics that go against what #36 says. I have heard statistics about the population of atheists in the US consisting less of the imprisoned and more people in educational and medical fields. (I am not atheist). #41, you didn't read it, you won't let them have their fun, so what if you have "never made a douche out of yourself"? You did now.

Sweet jesus! Hahah I do that all the time, say the wrong words at the wrong time. But hopefully it didn't offend anyone really. Oh well, hell they can get over themselves. :]

you guys should stop arguing on a website about horrible things that happen to people and btw did anyone notice this person posted this one yesterday? meaning it was saturday and the church was having a good friday parade? f your life man.

not your fault. its the churches for always ******* everything up and putting bullshit into peoples heads

See? That's the problem with the "Today, ... FML" format FML forces you to use. Good Friday was 2 days ago, not "Today".

#42 ftw Oh, and I guess all the comments arguing over the first comment, ftw too.

u deserved it lmaooo [:

BLASPHEMER! just kidding... But seriously- you're probably going to hell...