Transportation: Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part...

By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

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Same thing different taste

By erockinthesuburb - 11/04/2012 16:25 - United States - Algonquin

Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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Busted

By bustedfornuthin - 08/09/2010 04:42 - United States

Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 07/07/2019 02:00

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out, and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car, he pepper sprayed me. FML

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By Melinie - 24/06/2012 03:23 - United States

Today, I found an empty parking space in a crowded parking lot. When I came back later, a lady and a cop were standing by my car. Her car used to be parked there and got stolen. They think I'm involved. FML

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML

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Cops don't do jokes

By Nightbird827 - 02/12/2015 14:34

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

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Panic mode activated

By Man in car - 11/10/2024 12:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over by a cop car. As I was fumbling for my license and registration, I handed the officer a half-empty bag of Doritos I’d forgotten was in my glove box. He thought I was trying to bribe him. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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Community policing

By phant776 - 13/05/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration, so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize, and I was hit with a big stick. FML

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EpicSquishii 21

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

If it was yours you wouldn't have pointed it out. Sounds like some asshole was just bored on duty

Serisent 26

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:57

Well, that's what you get for telling the police officer that he dropped his marijuana. You know they hate it when you do that.

Comments

Amizee 12

Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:26

This made me laugh, only because something similar has happened to me before.. It sucks, feel for you! FYL

ThatPlankton 15

Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:27

This is a good example of why you shouldn't point things out to the cops.

Bubbelz 25

Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:31

I bet you're one of these typical girls who have always believed that the police never makes mistakes and is always right. It's good that you finally met reality. FYL for experiencing it yourself with this douchebag cop.

Raesin 21

Tuesday 5 March 2013 12:59

I think you mean 'typical people'. As if guys aren't naive to the scumbag ways of cops. Which you can't really blame anyone for either since that's what people are fed on TV. FYL OP, never break down and cry in front of a cop, they seem to get off on it, they're just bullies really and you still need to stand up for yourself against them.

Tcaret300 12

Tuesday 5 March 2013 13:03

Isn't it like naïve? I don't know what the Ï is for though

chlorinegreen 27

Tuesday 5 March 2013 13:50

I'm sorry but really 24? Stand up to a cop? Your just waiting for the moment a cop puts her handcuffs on you and sends you off to jail for resistance and idiocy.

kman8599 8

Tuesday 5 March 2013 14:21

Really? Because as a 300 lb 20 something year old male, I was pulled over 11 times in one year, and I didn't get a single ticket. Why? Because cops can't handle seeing a grown man cry.