By jami898 - 18/08/2015 04:30 - United States - Medford

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML
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Liamj774 36

Unlike your brother, the floor will always be there for you

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ryannmichael 17

Time to get your revenge. Hide his game console and tell him "some things won't always be there for you"

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remometol 16

That literally happened to me once, but instead of a hardwood floor, it was a wooden box, and I forgot what the game was. This all happened in my tenth birthday, and the doctors kept laughing after asking my birth date in the hospital. FML

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ShyVi 18

And I thought having a bedtime on my birthday was bad.

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jarkleflob 13

hey man, Black Ops 3 just dropped, back off. I'm kidding! I'm sorry OP. some people's priorities are so messed up. I hope you're feeling better.

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Ben12345_fml 18

If you quit a game of call of duty, nothing even happens. You don't get punished or anything

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ShyVi 18

That's why OP's brother is just an asshole.

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ShirtlessWonder 17

You never know, it most likely was just something ridiculous, but he could've been in the middle of a tournament for actual money.

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NotASquirrel 19

THE BLACK OPS III BETA IS VERY IMPORTANT!

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NotASquirrel 19

THE BLACK OPS III BETA IS VERY IMPORTANT!

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daemonsparta 16

if you bled out it would be on his hands. i say destroy his game

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